Friday, December 4, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Pure Talent....



 
 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT  TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 
1. Innovative 
2. Preliminary 
3. Proliferation 
4. Cinnamon 


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT  TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 
1. Specificity 
2. Anti-constitutionalistically 
3. Passive-aggressive disorder 
4. Transubstantiate 


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE   TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 
1. No thanks, I'm married. 
2. Nope, no more booze for me! 
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry. 
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 
6. Oh, I couldn't!  No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 
7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.  I'd hate to look like a fool! 
9. Where is the nearest bathroom?  I refuse to wee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. 
   


"Set out each day believing in your dreams. Know without a doubt that you were made for amazing things."

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Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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