Wednesday, December 2, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} LIFE SUMMED UP IN FIVE BOTTLES




LIFE SUMMED UP IN FIVE BOTTLES













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Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:


1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It s an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not
read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things
straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to
open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if
he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...
except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading
mails......  






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Engraving machine be marked on the bar with a gold content of 99.99% (GOST 28058-89) at the Krasnoyarsk plant of nonferrous metals. Mandatory labeling contains the serial number, test, precious metal letters, the stamp of the manufacturer, year of manufacture and weight of the ingot in grams or ounces. Ingots Guests have a weight of 11000, before 13300, the ingots Krasnoyarsk plant assigned industry "seal of quality" - so-called status of Good Delivery (reliable delivery), which allows you to enter the international market of precious metals. In Krasnoyarsk such status bars have five more refining plants in Russia. Good Delivery. A total of 55 plants worldwide that received the high status of Good Delivery.

 

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The plant in Krasnoyarsk vypet also called gold bullion of the nine species (GOST R51572-2000) - from one gram to kilogram of gold. In addition to gold in Krasnoyarsk produce ingots of silver, platinum and palladium.

 

 

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PS gold deposits in the state reserve of Russia in December 2008 amounted to 495.9 tons.

 

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