Thanks to Roji for the Post



A Mexican woodpecker and a
Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had
a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his
challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the
tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged
the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada
that was absolutely 'impeckable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted
the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican
woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called
'impeckable' tree almost without
breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker 
was able to peck the Mexican tree, 
and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck
the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree
in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering,
they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently,
your pecker gets harder when you're
away from home.




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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} If only Resumes told the truth!



 If only Resumes told the truth!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~



OBJECTIVE: To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.

EDUCATION
School: Very Expensive
Major: Not Important
GPA: Don't Ask

EMPLOYMENT and past Experience

* NETWORK MANAGEMENT (Present): Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.

* DEBT CONSOLIDATION (7/06-10/07): Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.

* RESIDENT INHALER (9/04-6/06): Assisted all students with chemical intake from purchasing to exhaling.

COMPUTER SKILLS
* Solitaire
* Minesweeper
* On/Off Repair Method

HONORS AND AWARDS
* First Place in Hot Dog eating and beer drinking tournaments.
* Said Toast at brother's wedding.
* Highest Score on Pin Ball Machine.

For further references, contact my mother. For positive responses, please pose all questions as though you're considering me as a law school applicant.








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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Oddee updates in a mail...


Link to Oddee -


8 Strangest Genetic Scientific Experiments


Click on the link: http://alturl.com/xzwz


10 Strangest Obituaries


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Married life revelations
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

02. Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

04. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

05. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

06. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

07. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

08. Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!

09. Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

10. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

11.  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

12. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.







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Thanks to Raks for the Post..




LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION (BRILLIANT) 


1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13      executed as soon as possible.


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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} The Pink Dress...



Thanks to Soumya for the email







Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!!

The Pink Dress



There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.

Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.

Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.

She never tried to speak.

She never said a word.

Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.

The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there.

Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.

Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.

For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone.

As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress.

It was grotesquely shaped.

I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her.

Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.

As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to avoid my intent stare.

As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly.

She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.

I smiled to let her know it was OK; I was there to help, to talk.

I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, "Hello."

The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a "hi"; after a long stare into my eyes.

I smiled and she shyly smiled back.

We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.

I asked the girl why she was so sad.

The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, "Because, I'm different."

I immediately said, "That you are!"; and smiled.

The little girl acted even sadder and said, "I know."

"Little girl," I said, "you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent."

She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and said, "Really?"
 
"Yes, you're like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all people walking by."

She nodded her head yes, and smiled.

With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her wings to spread, then she said "I am."

"I'm your Guardian Angel," with a twinkle in her eye.

I was speechless -- sure I was seeing things.

She said, "For once you thought! of someone other than yourself. My job here is done".

I got to my feet and said, "Wait, why did no one stop to help an angel?"

She looked at me, smiled, and said, "You're the only one that could see me," and then she was gone.

And with that, my life was changed dramatically.

So, when you think you're all you have, remember, your angel is always watching over you.

Pass this to everyone that means anything at all to you.

Make sure you send it back to the person who sent it to you, to let them know you're glad they care about you.

Like the story says, we all need someone...

And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way.

The value of a friend is measured in the heart.

I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always.







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This is how I heard YOUR day was going.............. 
 

 First you had trouble getting out of bed 
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You had a stiff neck
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You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it
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 Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out 
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You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise 
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The boss chewed you out at work
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You got caught in the rain at lunchtime 
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Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you
cid:8.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
 
You feel trapped
cid:9.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
 
Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime
cid:10.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
 
On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu
cid:11.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
 
And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement
cid:12.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
 
MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!! 
Thought for the Day 

 cid:13.1291054965@web58201.mail.re3.yahoo.com
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. 
If you can't eat it or play with it, 
 Just pee on it and walk away. 







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Monday, November 16, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Modified Maurti 800...



Thanks to Deepu for the post...



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Thanks to Annub for the Post...







 

 

 

 

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"Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy; We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game."

— Will Durant
(1885-1981); writer and historian









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Resfreshing Hot Cup of Tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











 

 

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Thanks to Divish for the post



Johny Johny Reloaded


 
Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Private Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa
 
Increment
Ha ha ha :)

 


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OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?


CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY


CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?


OFFICER : MP !!!


CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?


OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE
 

 











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