Friday, August 6, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Financial management..

Thanks to Rahul for the Email.


A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

 

How? The other beggar asked.
 
First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
 
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money. 
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.
 
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

 

A wonderful example of financial management indeed!!




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Thanks to Devadas for the post.




How To Know The Gender Of A Fly 

JUST TOO CUTE.  

This is the cleanest E-mail joke 
I've come across in a long while! 



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her 
husband stalking around with a fly swatter 

'What are you doing?' ! 
She asked. 

'Hunting Flies' 
He responded. 

'Oh. ! Killing any?' 
She asked. 

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. 



Intrigued, she asked. 
'How can you tell them apart?' 

He responded, 
'3 were on a beer can, 
2 were on the phone 







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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. 


    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes Home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!



    Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"


    Doctor:"You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"







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