UK LOTTERY6/49
P O Box 1010, 3b Olympic Way,
Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD

FINAL NOTIFICATION

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £1,000,000.00 (British Pounds) held on the 8/1/2011 in London Uk.The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected.The UK. NATIONAL LOTTERY is approved by the UK Gaming Board.To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our Claims Agent department for more infomation as regards procedures to claim your prize.

You are to contact the Claims Consultant:
Mr. Robert Gooch
Email: theuknationalp@yahoo.com.hk

1 Your names ...................
2 Cell phone,...................
3 Telephone ......................
4 Fax numbers.................
5 Contact Address ..............
6 Quote amount won .............
7 Date of birth ................
8 Age ..........................
9 Occupation....................
10 Sex...........................
11 Marital Status...............
12 Country .....................

Congratulation!!
Sincerely,
Mr. Michael Anderson

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In an office:


TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT



In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS



In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD



Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS



Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR



Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR



Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.



On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)





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