Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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8 Strangest Genetic Scientific Experiments


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10 Strangest Obituaries


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"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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Married life revelations
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01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

02. Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

04. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

05. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

06. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

07. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

08. Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!

09. Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

10. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

11.  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

12. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.







"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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Thanks to Raks for the Post..




LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION (BRILLIANT) 


1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13      executed as soon as possible.


**Addendum









"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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