Wednesday, November 25, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} If only Resumes told the truth!



 If only Resumes told the truth!
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OBJECTIVE: To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.

EDUCATION
School: Very Expensive
Major: Not Important
GPA: Don't Ask

EMPLOYMENT and past Experience

* NETWORK MANAGEMENT (Present): Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.

* DEBT CONSOLIDATION (7/06-10/07): Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.

* RESIDENT INHALER (9/04-6/06): Assisted all students with chemical intake from purchasing to exhaling.

COMPUTER SKILLS
* Solitaire
* Minesweeper
* On/Off Repair Method

HONORS AND AWARDS
* First Place in Hot Dog eating and beer drinking tournaments.
* Said Toast at brother's wedding.
* Highest Score on Pin Ball Machine.

For further references, contact my mother. For positive responses, please pose all questions as though you're considering me as a law school applicant.








"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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PFA...









"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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