1. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
3. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
4. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. 5. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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