Thanks to Abhi for the post.



Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy,fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. 

God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not. 
The Guy replies: I am MALABARI, KSRTC driver from Kerala!!!

God consults his ledge

smiles and says to the Mallu:

Please take this silken robe & gold scarf and enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

Now it is the Priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice:

I am Pope's Assistant so & so,

 Head Priest of the so & so Church

for the last 40 years. 

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this Cotton Robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

'Just a minute' says the agonized Priest.

 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf.

 and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?' 

'Results my friend, Results,' shrugs God.


'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove, people PRAYED'


It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts...







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