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Thursday, August 26, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Hi Dear, how are you today I hope that everything is ok with you as it is my great pleasure to contact you in having communication with you starting from today, i was just playing around through the internet search when i found your email address,i want to make a very new and special friend,so i decided to contact you to see how we can make it work if we can. please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happens in future. My name is Sharon Bill,i am from United State of America but presently i live and work in England , I will be very happy if you can write me through my private email address (sharonbillusa@yahoo.com) for easy communication so that we can know each other, I will give you my pictures and details about me upon hearing from you. I wish you all the best. your new friend Sharon Bill |
Friday, August 20, 2010
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Pls dont be lazy to fwd dis from the Air conditioned cubicle sitting in a cozy wheel chair as we can see some are not gifted with a comfortable life as we are...
Lets join our Hands to stop Child labour in the every possible way we can !!
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We live in a Nation , Where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & Police, Where you get Car Loan @ 9% and Education Loan @ 12%, Where Rice is Rs 40/- per kg.. but Sim Card is Free, Where a Millionaire can buy a Cricket Team instead of donating the Money to any Charity, Where the Footwear, we Wear ,are Sold in AC Showrooms, but Vegetables, that we Eat, are sold on the Footpath, Where Everybody wants to be Famous but nobody wants to follow the Path to be Famous, Where we make Lemon Juices with Artificial Flavours and Dish Wash Liquids with Real Lemon, Where people are standing at Tea Stalls reading an article about Child Labour from a Newspaper And say "Yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" And then they shout "Oye Chhotu Do Chaii laa……………." Incredible India
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Men vs Women finally explained
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Men vs Women finally explained in a easy to understand way but before that we will talk a bit about cats and dogs first!
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
Men vs Women finally explained in a easy to understand way but before that we will talk a bit about cats and dogs first!
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Say 'NO' on 12th august 10 to auto and taxis.
Send message to more and more friends and people to support.
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Friday, August 6, 2010
Thanks to Rahul for the Email.
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Thanks to Devadas for the post.
How To Know The Gender Of A Fly
JUST TOO CUTE. 
This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you doing?' !
She asked.
'Hunting Flies'
He responded.
'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?' !
He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes Home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor:"You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Thursday, August 5, 2010
Thanks for Felix for the Post
Subject: A Blackberry addict discovers grassroots enterprise in India
A Blackberry addict discovers grassroots enterprise in India? - Shekar Kapur
A greater 'hole in the wall' you cannot imagine. ?A small fading sign
on the top saying "Cellphoon reapars" barely visible through the
street vendors crowding the Juhu Market in Mumbai. On my way to buy a
new Blackberry, my innate sense of adventure (foolishness) made me
stop my car and investigate. A shop not more than 6 feet by 6 feet.
Grimy and uncleaned.
'Can you fix a blackberry ?"
' Of course , show me"
" How old are you"
'Sixteen'
Bullshit. He was no more than 10. Not handing my precious blackberry
to a 10 year old in unwashed and torn T shirt and pyjama's ! At least
if I buy a new one, they would extract the data for me. Something I
have been meaning to do for a year now.
'What's wrong with it ?"
'Well, the roller track ball does not respond. It's kind of stuck and
I cannot operate it"
He grabs it from my hand and looks at it
"You should wash your hands. Many customers have same problem. Roller
ball get greasy and dirty, then no working'
Look who was telling me to wash my hands. He probably has not bathed
for 10 days, I leaned out to snatch my useless blackberry back.
" you come back in one hour and I fix it'
I am not leaving all my precious data in this unwashed kid's hands for
an hour. No way.
"who will fix it ?"
'Big brother'
' How big is 'big brother?'
'big …. umm ..thirty'
Then suddenly big brother walks in. 30 ??? He is no more than 19.
'What problem ?' He says grabbing the phone from my greasy hand into
his greasier hand. Obviously not trained in etiquette by an upmarket
retail store manager.
'Normal blackberry problem. I replace with original part now. You must
wash your hand before you use this'
What is this about me washing my hands suddenly ?? ?19 year old big
brother rummages through a dubious drawer full of junk and fishes out
a spare roller ball packed in cheap cellophane wrapper. ?Original part
? I doubt it.
But by now I am in the lap of the real India and there is no escape as
he fishes out a couple of screwdrivers and sets about opening my
Blackberry.
"How long will this take ?"
" Six minutes "
This I have to see. After spending the whole morning trying to find a
Blackberry service centre and getting vague answers about sending the
phone in for an assessment that might take a week, I settle down next
to his grubby cramped work space. At least I am going to be able to
watch all my stored data vanish into virtual space. People crowd
around to see what's happening. I am not breathing easy anyway. I tell
myself this is an adventure and literally have to stop myself grabbing
my precious blackberry back and making a quick escape.
But in exactly six minutes this kid handed my blackberry back. He had
changed the part and cleaned and serviced the the whole phone. ?Taken
it apart, and put it together. As I turned the phone on there was a
horrific 2 minutes where the phone would not come on. I looked at him
with such hostility that he stepped back.
'you have more than thousand phone numbers ?"
'yes'.
'backed up ?'
'no'
'Must back up. I do it for you. Never open phone before backing up'
'You tell me that now ?'
But then the phone came on and my data was still there. Everyone
watching laughed and clapped. This was becoming a show. A six minute
show.
I asked him how much.
' 500 rupees' He ventured uncertainly . People around watched in glee
expecting a negotiation. Thats $ 10 dollars as against the Rs 30,000
($ 600) ?I was a about to spend on a new blackberry or a couple of
weeks without my phone. I looked suitably shocked at his 'high price '
but calmly paid him. Much to the disapointment of the expectant crowd.
'do you have an Iphone ? Even the new '4′ one ?
'no, why"
'I break the code for you and load any 'app' or film you want. I give
you 10 film on your memory stick on this one, and change every week
for small fee'
I went home having discovered the true entreprenuership that lies at
what we call the 'bottom of the pyramid'. Some may call it piracy,
which of course it is, but what can you say about a two uneducated and
untrained brothers aged 10 and 19 that set up a 'hole in the wall'
shop and can fix any technology that the greatest technologists in the
world can throw at them.
I smiled at the future of our country. If only we could learn to
harness this potential.
'Please wash your hands before use' were his last words to me. Now I
am feeling seriously unclean.
A Blackberry addict discovers grassroots enterprise in India? - Shekar Kapur
A greater 'hole in the wall' you cannot imagine. ?A small fading sign
on the top saying "Cellphoon reapars" barely visible through the
street vendors crowding the Juhu Market in Mumbai. On my way to buy a
new Blackberry, my innate sense of adventure (foolishness) made me
stop my car and investigate. A shop not more than 6 feet by 6 feet.
Grimy and uncleaned.
'Can you fix a blackberry ?"
' Of course , show me"
" How old are you"
'Sixteen'
Bullshit. He was no more than 10. Not handing my precious blackberry
to a 10 year old in unwashed and torn T shirt and pyjama's ! At least
if I buy a new one, they would extract the data for me. Something I
have been meaning to do for a year now.
'What's wrong with it ?"
'Well, the roller track ball does not respond. It's kind of stuck and
I cannot operate it"
He grabs it from my hand and looks at it
"You should wash your hands. Many customers have same problem. Roller
ball get greasy and dirty, then no working'
Look who was telling me to wash my hands. He probably has not bathed
for 10 days, I leaned out to snatch my useless blackberry back.
" you come back in one hour and I fix it'
I am not leaving all my precious data in this unwashed kid's hands for
an hour. No way.
"who will fix it ?"
'Big brother'
' How big is 'big brother?'
'big …. umm ..thirty'
Then suddenly big brother walks in. 30 ??? He is no more than 19.
'What problem ?' He says grabbing the phone from my greasy hand into
his greasier hand. Obviously not trained in etiquette by an upmarket
retail store manager.
'Normal blackberry problem. I replace with original part now. You must
wash your hand before you use this'
What is this about me washing my hands suddenly ?? ?19 year old big
brother rummages through a dubious drawer full of junk and fishes out
a spare roller ball packed in cheap cellophane wrapper. ?Original part
? I doubt it.
But by now I am in the lap of the real India and there is no escape as
he fishes out a couple of screwdrivers and sets about opening my
Blackberry.
"How long will this take ?"
" Six minutes "
This I have to see. After spending the whole morning trying to find a
Blackberry service centre and getting vague answers about sending the
phone in for an assessment that might take a week, I settle down next
to his grubby cramped work space. At least I am going to be able to
watch all my stored data vanish into virtual space. People crowd
around to see what's happening. I am not breathing easy anyway. I tell
myself this is an adventure and literally have to stop myself grabbing
my precious blackberry back and making a quick escape.
But in exactly six minutes this kid handed my blackberry back. He had
changed the part and cleaned and serviced the the whole phone. ?Taken
it apart, and put it together. As I turned the phone on there was a
horrific 2 minutes where the phone would not come on. I looked at him
with such hostility that he stepped back.
'you have more than thousand phone numbers ?"
'yes'.
'backed up ?'
'no'
'Must back up. I do it for you. Never open phone before backing up'
'You tell me that now ?'
But then the phone came on and my data was still there. Everyone
watching laughed and clapped. This was becoming a show. A six minute
show.
I asked him how much.
' 500 rupees' He ventured uncertainly . People around watched in glee
expecting a negotiation. Thats $ 10 dollars as against the Rs 30,000
($ 600) ?I was a about to spend on a new blackberry or a couple of
weeks without my phone. I looked suitably shocked at his 'high price '
but calmly paid him. Much to the disapointment of the expectant crowd.
'do you have an Iphone ? Even the new '4′ one ?
'no, why"
'I break the code for you and load any 'app' or film you want. I give
you 10 film on your memory stick on this one, and change every week
for small fee'
I went home having discovered the true entreprenuership that lies at
what we call the 'bottom of the pyramid'. Some may call it piracy,
which of course it is, but what can you say about a two uneducated and
untrained brothers aged 10 and 19 that set up a 'hole in the wall'
shop and can fix any technology that the greatest technologists in the
world can throw at them.
I smiled at the future of our country. If only we could learn to
harness this potential.
'Please wash your hands before use' were his last words to me. Now I
am feeling seriously unclean.
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Even Messi is not spared :: LIONEL MESSI IN HALF MAST LUNGI!!!
Lungi is a strategic dress. It's like a one size fit all pajama for Keralites.
Wearing something on the top half of your body is optional when you
are wearing a lungi. This is the reason why females are not found
wearing this awesome dress.
The technique of wearing a lungi/mundu is passed on from generation to
generation through verbal communication. If you think it is an easy
task to wear it. you are wrong! It requires lot of techniques,
including breathe control. A lungi/mundu when perfectly worn won't
come off even if it shows 8 on the richter scale.
A lungi is not attached to the waist using duct tape, staple,rope or
velcro. it's a bit of mallu magic whose formula is a closely guarded
secret like that of Coca Cola ingredients..
"Wearing a lungi and managing to keep it up there is tougher than
flying a MIG. I can fly a MIG with eyes closed, but not wear a
lungi.(a retired MIG pilot)
A lungi can be worn 'FULL MAST' or 'Half Mast'. Like the flags of
nation flown at different heights.Wearing it at full mast has lots of
disadvantages, rather than advantages. A major disadvantage can be
experienced when the neighbour dog runs after you or on a rainy day.
A mallu can play cricket, foot ball or any ball when the lungi is
worn in half mast. A mallu can even climb a coconut tree by wearing
lungi in half mast. "It's not a good idea to look up on a mallu when
he is on a coconut tree"
The 'Lungi Wearing Mallu Union' [LUWMU, pronounced LUV-MU], a union
which works towards the 'upliftment' of lungi cult, strongly disagree
the younger generation's trend of wearing Burmuda under the lungi.
They say that making youngsters wear Burmuda under the lungi is a
hidden agenda by the CIA.
A malayali wears lungi round the year, all climates, all seasons.
It's like a second skin. Unlike 'summer dress','monsoon fashion' etc
etc a mallu has one fashion only! Lungi fashion that does not fade or
change from season to season.
A lungi/mundu can be worn any time of the day/night. [Some double it
as blanket at night.] It also doubles up as swimwear, parachute,
facemask, shopping basket,water filter,sleeping bag , a swing.etc etc.
When these lungi's are decommissioned from service,they become table
cloths..Hmm. ..The options are endless. There is a new subject in
colleges called "Applied Lungionics'.
PS: According to some reports the reason behind the low productivity in
Kerala is due to the fact that 80% of the productive working hour is
spend for wearing the lungi at half mast.
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