Amazing Pics: February 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Raid in Colombian Drug Lord house...

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Friday, February 26, 2010

Found this quite amusing!!!

Image removed by sender.

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

--
You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Samsongroup" group.
To post to this group, send email to samsongroup@googlegroups.com.
To unsubscribe from this group, send email to samsongroup+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com.
For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/samsongroup?hl=en.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Tendulkar breaks the 200 run Barrier

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Thursday, February 25, 2010

Click on link for Highlights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biv1JdTn1hw

Full name Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar

Born April 24, 1973, Bombay (now Mumbai), Maharashtra

Current age 36 years 307 days

Major teams India, Asia XI, Mumbai, Mumbai Indians, Yorkshire

Nickname Tendlya, Little Master

Batting style Right-hand bat

Bowling style Right-arm offbreak, Legbreak googly

Height 5 ft 5 in

Education Sharadashram Vidyamandir School

Sachin the Master Blaster !!!!!

A partnership of 194 with Dinesh Karthick

Reached 100 runs

Finally, History rewritten by Little Master 200*

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

{SamsoNgroup} Tintumon Revolution... Lolz

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Thursday, February 25, 2010

DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Change", Is your father a Beggar ??

PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"

MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..

CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji's son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Tan-gue !!

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Wednesday, February 24, 2010

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?

In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught

fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office

everyday?

An Oto

11) Where does he pray?

In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football

teams ?

Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of

kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of

Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of

BROGUN bones....

Tan gue four your batience

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

{SamsoNgroup} Funny toilet signs...

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

{SamsoNgroup} US Government Business Policy

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Wednesday, February 24, 2010

US Government Business Policy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitute that in these hard times, gave her services on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

Friday, February 19, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Insect Macro photography...

Posted by Sarah Kathy at Friday, February 19, 2010

Insect photography is challenging under the best circumstances. Think about it: you're taking photos of something that is likely smaller than your little finger (and at largest is still probably smaller than your hand), has no reason to cooperate, and likely views you as a predator or is oblivious to your presence entirely. And even if you're taking photos of dead insects, it still takes a lot of skill (and a good macro lens) to get the right focus and lighting.

Insect
by FockLove

Insect
by PauliusC

Insect Series 3
by Grugster

Insect 08
by Josgoh

Insect
by Phaedrus-42

Insect vs Spider
by Afri

Insect
by TheRedGirl

The Insect
by VerzaubertRocken

Leaf Insect Shot 2
by Jakwak

Unidentified Insect
by Gerald Yuvallos

Insect.
by Drvall

Insect On Wood
by Rockinxrebecca

Green Insect
by Abank

Insect
by Fuegomujer

Insect 01
by Josgoh

Insects With Attitude
by MJIphotos

Insect
by Diganta Talukdar

Spotted Cucumber Beetle
by Wolfpix

Metallic Green Insect
by Srini G

Insect Macro
by Publicenergy

Death To A Dragonfly
by Greekchickie

Dragonfly_Z19789
by Ennor

Dragonfly
by CW Ye

Nasty Insect
by Geaannunziata

Green Insect
by Jaszczura

Insect Eye To Eye
by Saddogeyes

Insect 7
by Mewlo

Insect.
by ZWincik

... this very tiny flying insect was kind enough to "model" for me. It measures around 2-3mm long and about 1-2mm high. Taken with a 100mm Macro + Reversed 50mm.

If any insect had a personality, I would say it is the male leafcutter bee. Not only do they look unusual with green eyes and furry heads and front legs, but they are aggressive little bugs too. He will pick a group of flowers he likes and chase off all other bees. If a female lands in his spot, then he tries to drop down on her ungracefully...

Insect on Paddy crops

Diabrotica undecimpunctata Eastshore State Park, Albany, California To see more of my insect photos, click below:www.flickr.com/photos/wolfraven/sets/72157605602154384/

I don't know why, but the insect looks to be doing stand up comedy... (holding a microphone) "tap tap tap - is this thing on - two humans walked in to a bar..."

This poor little dragonfly was already dead, but my coworker thought I would want to take a photo of it. So, I did! Kinda morbid, I reckon... Anyway, this sucker was HUGE! I've never seen such a large dragonfly before! His wingspan was a good 4 inches wide! I'm sorry I haven't posted any photos ~ there simply isn't much to photograph here! I need to improvise ~ I MUST use my camera more! I carry it with me all the time, though, in hopes of that "perfect moment".

While I was outside yesterday afternoon taking shots of the Red Arrows I noticed this dragonfly on an old bit of carpet in my back garden, so grabbed a few shots. It was quite obliging allowing me to get very close, although it did fly off a couple of times but came back to the same spot - guess it likes my old carpet!

Finally I got a chance to shoot some dragonflies with my new macro lens.

"~ Love conquers all, but if love doesn't do it, try hard work ~."

http://www.google.com/profiles/samson13.

Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)

Amazing Pics

{SamsoNgroup} Raid in Colombian Drug Lord house...

{SamsoNgroup} Tendulkar breaks the 200 run Barrier

{SamsoNgroup} Tintumon Revolution... Lolz

{SamsoNgroup} Tan-gue !!

{SamsoNgroup} Funny toilet signs...

{SamsoNgroup} US Government Business Policy

{SamsoNgroup} Insect Macro photography...

FEEDJIT Live Traffic Feed

FEEDJIT Recommended Reading

Blog Archive