1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without 3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never 4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be 10      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be 11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be 12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13      executed as soon as possible. **Addendum The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

"Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy; We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game."

— Will Durant
(1885-1981); writer and historian