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Friday, May 21, 2010
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Karan Johar Karan Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO" Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! Sardar on phone: Sardar : Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… A Sardar Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, No working " Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife. You try it". 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Now Me ok. Ur wife very sweet" Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day. A child after 3 mnts of marriage. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife: Ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied: Tumhari shadi ko kitna month hua? Sardar: 3 months. Wife: Or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: Or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar: 3 month. Wife: Total kitne hue? Sardar: Ooye 9 months & started dancing Balle Balle ;-) |
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Pac-Man (パックマン Pakkuman) is an arcade game developed by Namco and licensed for distribution in the U.S. by Midway, first released in Japan on May 22, 1980.[1][2] Immensely popular in the United States from its original release to the present day, Pac-Man is universally considered as one of the classics of the medium, virtually synonymous with video games, and an icon of the 1980s popular culture. Upon its release, the game—and, subsequently, its derivatives—became a social phenomenon[6] that sold a bevy of merchandise and also inspired, among other things, an animated television series and a top-ten hit single.[7]
When Pac-Man was released, the most popular arcade video games were space shooters, in particular Space Invaders andAsteroids. The most visible minority were sports games that were mostly derivative of Pong. Pac-Man succeeded by creating a new genre and appealing to both genders.[8] Pac-Man is often credited with being a landmark in video game history, and is among the most famous arcade games of all time.[9] The character also appears in more than 30 officially licensed game spin-offs,[10] as well as in numerous unauthorized clones and bootlegs.[11] According to the Davie-Brown Index, Pac-Man has the highest brand awareness of any video game character among American consumers, recognized by 94 percent of them.[12] Pac-Man is one of the longest running video game franchises from the golden age of video arcade games, and one of only three video games that are on display at the Smithsonian in Washington D.C., (along with Pong and Dragon's Lair).[13] For the 30th anniversary of its release,Google changed its homepage logo to a fully playable version of the game.[14]
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You will laugh your heads out after you finish reading this!!! (Nice One from Readers Digest, a story from a lady)
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:
'Happy Birthday!'!!
I nearly died!!!
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:
'Happy Birthday!'!!
I nearly died!!!
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Eat right and drink lots of water
One does not always need to consult an expert in order to get luscious hair. Just a little knowledge and care is all that is required to be the 21st century Rapunzel.
1. A good diet is a must. Protein is vital to your hair's health and growth. Eat coconut, dairy products, fruits and leafy vegetables.
2. Drink water. Water makes up one-fourth of the weight of a hair strand. Moisture makes the hair supple, make sure you get plenty of fluids.
3. Tie your hair when out on windy days as it ensures that your hair does not get tangled.
4. Give your hair a good coconut hair oil massage. It increases the circulation in the scalp and provides nourishment.
5. Be as natural as possible. Stay away from too much colouring/ perming/ ironing of your hair. It only will lead to damage eventually. Avoid using the hair dryer; let your hair air dry.
6. Ensure that you go for hair trims regularly. You must eliminate split ends. This ensures that your hair grows evenly and looks healthy.
7. Avoid using harsh shampoos and conditioners as they can harm your hair and make it dry. Go for products that suit your hair type.
8. Keep a healthy lifestyle. Stay away from consuming too much caffeine. Sleep seven to eight hours and make a conscious effort to take some time out to de-stress.
9. Never brush your hair when it is wet. Use a comb instead and comb your hair gently.
10. Before going to sleep at night, give your hair a 100 gentle strokes with a brush. This increases the blood circulation in the scalp and promotes hair growth.
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