Thursday, October 28, 2010

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON

Your email has won you the Microsoft email Lottery, Please view the attached letter and contact your agent

!!!CONGRATULATION!!!

Monday, October 25, 2010

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON

Your email has won you the Microsoft email Lottery, Please view the attached letter and contact your agent

!!!CONGRATULATION!!!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

RFTC

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   YAHOO  LOTTERY  RESULTS  2010         
                                                         
                YAHOO INTERNET LOTTERY     
 
 
 
 
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
 
Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization 
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand
  




Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award  of the New Year Held on 7th the January 2010.
 
 
All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS (USD$1, 000000)
 
 
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
 

Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of (USD$1, 000000) will be released to you from this regional office in Bangkok Thailand.
 
Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Payment have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.
 


HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number.....................085-12876077-09
Serial number.......................51390-0
Lucky number...................03-05-12-14-28-38
Ref number...................N.EGS/3662367114/13
 
 
To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator as follows,
  
 
Email: coordinatorskaneiva@yahoo.co.th
Name: Kane Iva
Tel: + (66)895096823
  
 
You are to send the completed verification form below to the co-ordinator whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!
 
 
1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. OCCUPATION
6. TELEPHONE NUMBER
6. FAX NUMBER
7. MARITAL STATUS
8. TICKET NUMBER, SERIAL NUMBER, LUCKY NUMBER AND REF NUMBER.
 
 
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th of November 2010. Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.
 
 
Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already.
 
 
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free  service  that  does  not  require  you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.
 
 
An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Bank UOB Bank Bangkok Thailand.
 
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.
 
 
We wish you continued good fortunes.
 
 
Yours  Sincerely,
 
 
Mrs. Tina Akira,
President
Yahoo! Lotto Org


Dr. Raymond Hisashi
Vice President
Yahoo! Lotto Org. 

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Attention: Friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family? You may not understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 500,000.

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this has been agreed upon and has been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of our paying center in Africa, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000. This fund is in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? So he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:

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Phone: +234-7053-226-107

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} The Art of Appraisal

The Art of Appraisal


Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So,
your rating is "average".

Kumar: What? How come 'average'?

Big Boss: Because...err. ..uhh...you lack domain knowledge.

Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this
project as a domain  consultant.

Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded
this year.

Kumar: What???

Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.

Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.

Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.

Kumar: Huh? *Confused*

Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.

Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication"
, you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?

Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well. .I mean, you need to improve your Social
Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.

Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*

Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.

Kumar: *head spinning*

Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you
recruited left within 2 months.

Kumar: Well, not my  mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review
their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted
suicide.

Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a
better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'.

Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. This year just 'average'? Why
is this process pushing me up and down every year?

Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.

Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.

Big Boss: Well, we  gather in a large room, write down the names of
sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on
the floor gets 'average', whichever lands on table gets 'good', whichever we
manage to catch gets 'excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets
'outstanding' .

Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'poor' rating?

Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.

Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'
?

Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational
process!

Kumar:  *faints*
















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It was a fitting finale for India when Saina Nehwal claimed the badminton gold coming from a matchpoint down to ensure that the hosts finished ahead of England in the gold count. Saina's golden display was a fine example of resilience, courage, attitude and grace under pressure - qualities that you would attribute to the Indian women. 

Indian women @ CWG: Weaker sex, no way! 
Krishna Poonia, Harwant Kaur and Seema Antil
India gold medal winning discus thrower Krishna Poonia celebrates with compatriots Harwant Kaur (Silver) and Seema Antil (Bronze) at the Commonwealth Games in New Delhi. (PTI Photo)

Despite being dubbed as the weaker sex - even more so in India, where the female infanticide rate is worryingly high - the athletes, most of them hailing from rural areas, have managed to cross every hurdle, winning 37 of the 101 medals won by India. The only blemish, perhaps, to this staggering display must be the positive drug test of 20km race walker Rani Yadav but it did not in any way take the sheen off the women's contingent. 

Kavita Raut, hailing from the tribal belt in interior Maharashtra, fetched India's first ever individual female track medal at the CWG, taking the 10,000m bronze, and that opened the medal floodgates. 

Krishna Poonia led an unprecedented clean sweep of all the women's discus medals, becoming the country's second Indian athlete after Milkha Singh (1958, Cardiff) to garner a gold in track and field events. Harwant Kaur and Seema Antil bagged the silver and bronze to show that Indian female power has come to the fore, literally. 

The icing was applied on the cake when the women's 4x400m relay team of Manjeet Kaur, Sini Jose, Ashwini Akkunji and Mandeep Kaur added another gold in a memorable race, beating strong teams likes Nigeria and England. 

In the wrestling arena, experienced Alka Tomar, hailing from Meerut's Sisoli village, showed great presence of mind and a solid defensive game to win the 59kg freestyle women's wrestling while Anita and Geeta also joined the party. The image of 10m air pistol pair Annu Raj Singh and Heena Sidhu strutting their stuff in the Wednesday morning paper was a memorable one. Really, it was one of several. 

Archery, shooting, wrestling, weightlifting - Weaker sex, no way!  The women athletes crossed every hurdle, winning 13 gold medals out of the 38 cornered by India. 

Krishna Poonia (Discus Throw) 
Krishna, a farmer's daughter who spent her childhood milking buffaloes, ignored a back injury to fetch a CWG gold in athletics after 52 years. It was an emotional moment when Krishna, Harwant Kaur and Seema Antil stood on the podium after a clean sweep of the medals. 

Geeta (Wrestling 55kg Freestyle) 
The final scoreline read 11-0 as the 21-year-old wrestler from Haryana pinned down her Australian opponent for the gold. All muscle but not lacking in movement, the youngster proved that all hopes pinned on her was not in vain. Her sister Babita won silver in the 51kg category. 

Jwala Gutta and Ashwini Ponnappa (Badminton) 
Displaying red-hot form in the tournament, Jwala Gutta and Ashwini Ponnappa trounced Shinta Mulia Sari and Lei Yao of Singapore to achieve the rare honour of becoming the first- ever women's doubles pair to bag a CWG gold. 

Deepika Kumari (Archery, Recurve) 
Her father drives an auto while her mother is an aaya, but things may soon change now that Deepika has served the world a notice of purpose and potency. It was her unflinching hunger that spelt success in the archery range. 

Manjeet Kaur, Sini Jose, Ashwini Akkunji and Mandeep Kaur (4x400m relay) 
The quartet clocked 3:27.77s, less than a second outside the National record but it was enough to secure gold. The third leg proved to be the decisive one, with Ashwini making up almost 10 metres to pass on the baton at the same time as her Nigerian opponent. 

Anita (Wrestling, Women's 67kg Freestyle) 
Anita upset a Commonwealth champion from Canada to mark the biggest achievement of her career. The 25-year-old head constable with Haryana Police played the waiting game to perfection and surprised with her deft footwork. 

Anisa Sayyed (25m Pistol, Shooting) 
The Kolhapure woman's new gun bought with help from her husband's company cleared the customs just in time. She was weighed down by expectations, but her supreme confidence saw her through. 

Anisa Sayyed and Rahi Sarnobat (Women's 25m Pistol (Pairs) Shooting) 
The young duo held their pistols with a dash of grace, standing out in both the precision and rapid rounds to set a championship record. 

Heena Sidhu and Annu Raj Singh (10m Air Pistol (Pairs) Shooting) 
Lady luck smiled on petite Heena, just 20, and confident Annu, 23, as the two joined hands to steal a gold. in the women's 10metre Air Pistol. Both India and Australia had the same number of perfect hits – 21. The Indian pair were declared winners on the countback. 

Deepika Kumari, L Bombayala Devi and Dola Banerjee (Archery, Recurve Team) 
The premonitions weren't good but Dola Banerjee, Deepika Kumari and L Bombayala Devi staged a brilliant fightback and conjured up a magical moment by winning India's first-ever CWG gold in archery when they beat England in the women's team recurve final. 

Renu Bala Chanu (Weightlifting, 58kg) 
She trained three times a day and even during the night. Renu proved that hard work had its rewards when she won the event for the second successive time, lifting 7 kg more this time. 

Alka Tomar (Wrestling, 59kg) 
Alka, a favourite for gold medal, was facing a toughie in the form of Canadian Olympic medallist Tonya Verbeek. But the Indian, a former world champion-ship and Asian Games bronze winner was in the zone – her inspirations being "God and Sushil Kumar". 

Saina Nehwal (Badminton) 
The favourites tag can be very heavy, but Saina ignored the pressure to claim India's first individual badminton gold after a gap of 28 years. Moreover, she came from matchpoint down against Malaysia's Mew Choo Wong. Awesome! 

THEY CAME CLOSE 

The women won 12 silver medals out of the 27 won by India. The badminton mixed doubles was shared by the two sexes, of course. Women also claimed 12 out of the 36 bronze medals won. 

Silver medal winners: 
Soniya Ngangbam Chanu (Weightlifting, women's 48kg); India Women's (Shooting, 50m Rifle 3 Positions Pairs); Rahi Sarnobat (Shooting, 25m Pistol); Nirmala Devi (Wrestling 48kg Freestyle); Mixed doubles (Badminton); India team (Table Tennis); 7 Babita Kumari (Wrestling, Women's 51kg Freestyle); 8 Sania Mirza (Tennis); 9 Prajusha Maliakkal (Long Jump); Harwant Kaur (Discus Throw); Tejaswini Sawant (Shooting, 50m Rifle Prone singles); Heena Sidhu (Shooting, Women's 10m Air Pistol). 

Bronze medal winners: 
Sandhya Rani Atom Devi (Weightlifting 48kg Category); Compound team (Archery); Suman Kundu (Wrestling Women's 63kg Freestyle); Kavita Raut (10000m); 10m Air Rifle Pairs (Shooting); Monika Devi (Weightlifting, 75kg Category); Dola Banerjee (Recurve - Individual); Doubles (Tennis); Seema Antil (Discus Throw); 50m Prone Rifle Pairs (Shooting); 4 x 100m Relay (Athletics) Doubles (Table Tennis)














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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Quote of the day.


quote of the day
 


"Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart."

—Zig Ziglar
(1926-); motivational author, speaker











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Lifted from a local newspaper. :-)


Some questions and answers about the threats to ban the use of BlackBerry's messaging and Web services: 


Q: Which countries are involved? 
India still has an end-of-October deadline for compliance with its eavesdropping laws. It has threatened to shut down BlackBerry services if Research In Motion Ltd, the Canadian company behind the phone, does not comply. Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates made similar threats, but appear to have been mollified; the UAE announced last week that it wouldn't ban the services as previously planned. Earlier, Lebanon and Indonesia have said they were considering similar moves, but have no firm plans. 

In the US, the FBI would like the power to eavesdrop on all communications, repeating demands that have been shot down by Congress several times before. 

Q: Why have they been going after BlackBerry? 
The corporate version of the BlackBerry email system is practically impossible to eavesdrop on, unless you have access to the corporate email servers. The emails are encrypted while in transit, and even RIM doesn't have the keys to decrypt them. The system is designed to keep corporate and government secrets safe, but the countries are concerned that it could provide cover for illegal activity. 

Q: What is encryption? 
Encryption is the process of "locking" a message so that only the intended recipient can read it, using a digital "key." It's widely used on the Internet. Without it, online banking and shopping would not be possible, nor any other sensitive communications. 

Q: What is RIM doing to meet demands that it open up the system? 
The concessions it's made to Saudi Arabia and the UAE have not been spelled out, but in general, there isn't much RIM can do. Its system is built from the ground up for rock-solid security. That's the main reason corporations and governments allow employees to use it. 

To give a government wholesale access to emails on BlackBerry's corporate service, RIM would have to dismantle its whole system in the country and rebuild it in an insecure fashion. BlackBerrys would have to be modified to not encrypt messages. RIM's customers would move to other systems that still offer secure email. 

RIM co-CEO Jim Balsillie said last month that the company has no way of providing government officials with the text of encrypted corporate emails sent on its phones, but that it won't object if individual companies that use the devices hand over their encryption keys to authorities. Balsillie said countries that want access to BlackBerry emails could theoretically set up a national registry where companies doing business within their borders would have to provide government officials with the ability to peek at encrypted messages. 

Some countries have said they want RIM to place a server within their borders, meaning emails between local BlackBerrys would not have to leave the country while in transit. That could assuage any fears that other countries can spy on locals' email, even though doing so would be difficult if not impossible. But having a server in their own country wouldn't make it any easier for their law enforcement to read the e-mails. 

Q: Aren't BlackBerry emails accessible to governments anyway? 
Possibly, but not in a fast, easy way. The emails exist in decrypted form on corporate servers, but those may be overseas, and it takes time to get access to them through a legal process with warrants. RIM stresses that governments can satisfy national security and law enforcement needs without compromising commercial security requirements. 


Q: What options to do locals and travelers have if BlackBerry services are shut down? 
If they need secure communications, there are plenty of options, pointing to the futility of banning BlackBerry services. Business travelers can use their laptops to get secure corporate emails, or they can carry other smartphones, such as iPhones and those running Windows Mobile. Others can use encrypted Gmail connections, or standalone email encryption programs. 

However, Indian Internet service providers say the government is set to go after other encrypted services like Skype and Gmail next. That would amount to a large-scale attempt to undermine secure communications on the Internet. The US FBI would also like "back doors" into all encrypted communications services. 







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Thursday, October 7, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Idiots Spotted.


Thanks to Raksha for the post..




Number One Idiot

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. 
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

 
Number Two Idiot

Early this year, some Qantas employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.  They are no longer employed at Qantas.

 
Number Three Idiot

 A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland, walked into the Branch and wrote 'Put all your muny in this bag.'
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank and 
crossed the street to the NAB Bank.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller.
She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip 
and that he would either have to fill out a NAB withdrawal slip or go back to Bank of Queensland.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland.  Happened in Noosa!

 
Number Four Idiot

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the Counter on the shelf.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.'
The robber said he was, but the clerk still  refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence.  They arrested the robber two hours later.

 
Number Five Idiot

A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!'
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

 
Number Six Idiot 

Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.  He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.  So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window.
The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious.
It seems the liquor store window was made of  Flexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.  Perth, WA .

 
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger.  She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
Happened in Surfers Paradise. !

 
IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ''Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Melbourne.

 
JUST AN IDIOT :

When my husband and I arrived at a car dealers to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know - I already done that side.'
This was at the FORD dealership in Dubbo.











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quote of the day
 


"We can never get a re-creation of community and heal our society without giving our citizens a sense of belonging."

—Hunter Campbell "Patch" Adams
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7 ways your job could shorten your life


Boss and subordinate
7 ways your job could shorten your life 
If work enriches our lives in many ways, it can shorten them too. 

Here are the seven ways your job could put you at risk and how you can nip some of these problems in the bud for a better chance of a longer, healthier life, reports ABC News. 

1.Distracted driving : Taking the office on the road 


Cell phones, smart phones and personal digital assistants have improved the ability to conduct work at all hours. Meanwhile there has been a surge in the number of fatal crashes caused by drivers who continue texting and talking on cell phones behind the wheel. 

The solution: When you are on the road, put down your phone or BlackBerry. Considering the consequences, it''s likely that work, however important, can wait. 


2.Sitting still: When work's got you chained to the desk 

Doctors, nutritionists and other health professionals tell us time and again how sitting on a couch, snacks at the ready, contributes to heart disease and diabetes. But who knew until quite recently that the countless hours many workers spent seated at their desks, eyes glued to computer screens or phones attached to ears might cut their lives short? 

The solution: Make sure you build into your daily schedule opportunities to get up from your desk and walk around. Take the stairs, leave your desk for lunch. 


3.Work is hell: When you have a bad boss or hostile workplace 

Multiple studies in recent years have focused on the impact of a hostile workplace and a bad boss on a worker''s physical and mental health. It turns out that these factors can be life shortening. 

The solution: Do what you can to change the work culture in your office. Building positive relationships with co-workers and working to forge better communication with your supervisors may go a long way in terms of improving the morale within your work environment. If the situation is untenable, consider talking to human resources to see if there is a legal way to remedy the hostile environment in your workplace. 


4.Wide awake : When work disrupts your sleep 

Work stress can creep up more subtly. The cumulative effect of insufficient sleep, whether caused by interrupted or poor sleep, insomnia or the body''s inability to adjust to shift work can also speed your demise. 

The solution: When possible, leave work at the office; try not to let your work life bleed into the late hours of the night. If necessary, schedule your sleep so that you are guaranteed to get a solid six to eight hours. And if stress is keeping you awake at night on a regular basis, you may want to seek professional help. 


5.Walking papers : Getting laid off or fired 

The stress associated with losing a job is often described as one of the most trying life events, along with divorce and death of a loved one. But it isn't the only job-related worry that can kill you. The persistent fear of losing a job, which is particularly prevalent in the current economic climate, can produce similar stress and ill health. 

The solution : It's not easy to recover after losing your job, but health experts say the effects of such a tribulation can be mitigated by smart behavior. One of the most important things someone struggling with a job loss can do is invest in their own well-being. 


6.Burning the midnight oil : Working overtime or working late 

Those working 10 to 11 hours a day (compared with the traditional seven-hour British workday) were as much as 60 percent more likely to suffer heart disease or die prematurely than those working regular hours. 

The solution: Given the current economic climate, it may be hard for many workers to say "no thanks" to overtime for the sake of their health. Still, it may be in your best interest to explore ways to exercise more control over your schedule, such as flex time. 


7.Risky workplace : When occupational hazards expose you to danger 

Occupational health hazards, sometimes caused by exposures to dangers not visible to the naked eye, can shorten lives. 

The solution: For some jobs, the exposure to potentially dangerous situations or environments is simply a fact of life. The important thing is to adhere to all recommended health and safety practices for your profession-whether that means donning a dust mask or other protective gear if you are in a construction or carpentry role, to practicing proper safety measures if you work with or around dangerous substances.





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"What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured."

—Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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POLITICALLY INCORRECT

 - Shobhaa De 

What, in God's name, is going on?

Shobhaa De 
03 October 2010, 10:37 AM IST


Dear God,


This is going to be a really tough letter to write. I mean, the world has changed, dude. Most young people don't believe you exist. When in doubt, they google you, and you know what? Your PR guys need to be sacked for complete and total misrepresentation ; check out the rubbish thrown up by the search engine. Depressing stuff, man. Totally not cool.


It's about time you got smart and joined some social networking sites. Tweet away, darling. We want the real thing. Gyaan in your own words. And no special privileges for being God – 140 characters like everybody else, okay? Set up a Facebook account – don't you want to know how many 'friends' you have on earth? Get your own interactive website and watch the fun.


Business first. Where were you when we in India needed you the most? I mean the country was holding its collective breath on September 30, waiting for 'The Verdict' . Anything could have happened, who can restrain our hotheaded netas but your good self? But you were Missing In Action: nowhere on the scene, leading to much confusion as various groups fought over your official residence . Silly people! Every child in the world knows you prefer to live in the hearts of believers. What's the fuss over a monument? Do you really need one? Have you ever needed one?


As for the h a a l a t of those three judges, they were landed with the toughest job in the world. Imagine being asked to decide which grand abode is your personal preference – a new temple or a demolished mosque? Nobody thought of asking you. If the monument is meant to please you, surely you should have a say in the matter ? We're having an informal, friendly chat, we can always ask for an SMS poll later. Speak your mind while there is still time. The three wise men have suggested a three-month pause. Three months is enough, right? It's called a cooling off period and we're hoping those who are in such a state of agitation right now, will calm down and think this through carefully.


They'll say 500 years of thinking has already gone into this debate. So what? Let 500 years more pass. You'll agree that what's most important at this point is sanity and calm. Status quo is not such a bad option. 
We human beings can be so stupid; here we are frothing at the mouth and making all sorts of claims over 2.7 acres of land. Agreed, land prices are going through the roof, but this is ridiculous. Fortunately, young people are more in tune with sensible solutions. Not for them the futile exercise of proving that this is indeed your favourite hang out. This generation is pretty smart. To them it doesn't really matter whether they party in this disco or that. So long as they have a good time.


With fundas like these in place, they are laughing at all those old fogies hyperventilating on television and telling them, "Get a life, you guys." These kids are absolutely right. But will anyone listen? No. Because it suits netas of various hues, it keeps them in business.


This is your moment, God. Get up and do your thing. Strut your stuff. Throw attitude . Tell those feuding fellows, you'll have none of it. They may ignore you completely since in any case you are incidental to this manmade controversy. There are so many worthier issues that need immediate and urgent intervention . Our bachchas need schools, colleges and toilets. Mandirs and masjids do not help their cause, but temples of learning do. Drill some sense into the chaps preparing for Round 2. Advise them to open their eyes to India's new realities; our restless youngsters are not interested in the politics of religion. They'll settle for jobs and a better life, any day. Let the netas coopt the desires and dreams of the majority – India's youth – into their agenda before launching another legal battle that could go on 18 or even 80 years. This is really too much, and as everybody was chanting that dramatic day, "We need closure."


The verdict is out. Three judges had the unenviable task of decoding the sentiments of a billion-plus people. The judgment is apolitical and bold. Who can possibly please and appease almost one-fifth of humanity? Not even you. There is talk of 'reconciliation' but nobody is saying what exactly that means. Besides, can there be a board meeting without the chairman , which is you? Better that we put this centuries-old issue behind us as quickly as possible before a foreign hand stirs up trouble. What say? Till then, you can chill.


What an idea, Godji! Your devoted bhakt, Shobhaa 











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Saturday, October 2, 2010

I AM WAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY



Dear Friend,

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise irrespective of the fact that we have not met for the first time or known each other before , but bear with me for contacting you through this media as it is the easiest way I can contact you as a foreigner with out exposing this business, and I must have to introduce my self to you before relenting you the business i want to engage with you, my name is Mr George Jones manager audit and account department of our bank, African development bank (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in West Africa.
 
infect I kindly made up my mind to contact you to use your account to transfer the sum of (39,500,000) thirty nine million five hundred thousand USA Dollars in account, this money was discovered in the account of our late bank customer who died with his family in air crash leaving nobody as his next of kin to make the claim of his money and if no body come after the claim of this fund the bank will remit the fund into our bank treasurer as an abandoned fund which i don't want the money to go into our bank treasurer as an abandoned fund, this is the reasons of my earnest search of a foreigner who is reliable and trustworthy that can handle this confidential transaction with me for all assistance to enable us claim the fund so that the bank can release the money to your account as the next of kin to the deceased customer.

After the funds have successfully transferred into your account your share will be 40% of the total sum while 60% will be for me note this transaction is 100% risky free you should not worry atall because from the day i notice that the fund has been in the account without any withdrawals and deposits I started followin the file till the account became dormant before I investigated to find out that the owner of the account died with his wife and their only daughter in a plane crash.
 
If you are interested please contact me immediately with your full information as i stated it bellow so that i will give you more details on how we are going to follow up the transaction and i would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Follow this chat below and send me your information so that we can start off immediately.
(1) Your Full Name:.................
(2) Your Full Address:.............
(3) Your Phone Number:..........
(4) Your Occupation:...............
(5) Your Sex...........................
(6) Your Age:.........................
(7) Your Nationality:................
 
Once i receive your reply i will send to you the
application letter which you fill and send to our bank for the further process
of the fund.
 
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