Michael Jackson becomes top seller of 2009




Michael Jackson becomes top seller of 2009

Michael Jackson's "Number Ones"


A few weeks ago, we predicted that Michael Jackson would be the top-selling artist of 2009. He moves one step closer this week. Sales of his "Number Ones" greatest hits compilation now total 1,619,000 copies, moving it ahead of Taylor Swift's "Fearless" as the top-selling album of 2009, according to Billboard.

Add in the sales of other Jackson titles since his death, such as "Thriller," "The Essential Michael Jackson," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Off the Wall," all of which still remain on Billboard's Top Comprehensive Albums chart and Jackson is well over 2 million copies.

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

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Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

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Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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