Wednesday, February 24, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Tan-gue !!




1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?



 IngumDax



2) Where did the Malayali study?

 

In the ko-liage.


3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?



 He is very bissi.



4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

 

 To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

 Gelff.



5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

 

To yearn meney.


6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught

 fire?



 He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.



7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

 

MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen


8) What is Malayali management graduate called?



 Yem Bee Yae.



9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?

   

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.


10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office

   everyday?



   An Oto



11) Where does he pray?

   

 In a Temble, Charch and a Maask


12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?



   A Malaya-Lee of coarse.



13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?



   Kerala.



14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?



   Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi



15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?



   He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

   'KEEP QUWAIT'   'KEEP QUWAIT'



16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?



   " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "



17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football

   teams ?



   Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.



18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of



   kokanet oil.



19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of


Benana Chibbs.


20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of


BROGUN bones....




 Tan gue four your batience








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It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitute that in these hard times, gave her services on credit.

The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.








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