Friday, May 21, 2010

{SamsoNgroup} Jokes...

 Thanks to Devadas for the post


In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said: Tell the bird's name.
Sardar: I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Whats ur name?
Sardar:  You see my legs, and tell my name.
A sardar
A sardarji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?

Bcoz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
An interview
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Karan Johar
Karan Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Sardar on phone:
Sardar : Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

A Sardar
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, No working "

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife. You try it".

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Now Me ok.  Ur wife very sweet"
Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day
A child after 3 mnts of marriage.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife:  Ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: Tumhari shadi ko kitna month hua?
Sardar: 3 months.
Wife: Or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: Or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.
Wife: Total kitne hue?
Sardar: Ooye 9 months
& started dancing
Balle Balle ;-)

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