Tuesday, December 8, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Time for some male bashing..

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... 


Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? 
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? 
A: Because they are...



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? 
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
A: Who cares?????.....



Q: What did God say after he created man? 
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? 
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? 
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no 
intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women? 
A: Opposites attract. 

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh...
and to men who can handle it

"Set out each day believing in your dreams. Know without a doubt that you were made for amazing things."


Face it... Fight it



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