Tuesday, December 8, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Time for some male bashing..



Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... 

 


Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? 
A: Puppies grow up.

 

 

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? 
A: Because they are...

 

 

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? 
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

 

 

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
A: Who cares?????.....

 

 

Q: What did God say after he created man? 
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

 

 

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? 
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

 

 

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 
A: i) no mind ii) no business

 


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? 
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

 


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? 
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

 


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no 
intention of driving.

 


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!!

 


Q: Why do men like smart women? 
A: Opposites attract. 



Pass this on to some women who need a laugh...
and to men who can handle it
. 





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Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)


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