A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early

morning business flight. 

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote

on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he
knew she would find it. 

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his

hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The

paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up." 

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a

word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them

wanted to concede their position. 

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" 

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"


"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase. 

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a

television set in her purse. 
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. 
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him



A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a

day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. 

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat

everything to men... 

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" 


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be 

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. 

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! 

"His" Perspective coming soon.....

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