Thursday, October 15, 2009

{SamsoNgroup} Copy... PASTE!!!




A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"


Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"


The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.


Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.


Moral of the story...

Don't Copy if you can't PASTE

 





"Believe in your dreams and they may come true; believe in yourself and they will come true."

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Face it... Fight it

SAMSON :-)



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